Plus, LaLa Kent returns to SUR, asking Lisa Vanderpump for another shot

By Michele Corriston
December 18, 2017 10:00 PM
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Do you believe in magic?

The women of Vandepump Rules sure do — and they practice the dark arts to exact revenge on Jax Taylor.

On Monday night’s episode, Stassi Schroeder, Katie Maloney and Kristen Doute press pause on their feud with Scheana Marie and Ariana Madix to throw Brittany Cartwright a pajama party featuring her favorite food (Mawmaw’s beer cheese dip!), touches from Kentucky (a doormat depicting her home state!) and a piñata with her cheating boyfriend’s headshot pasted on (and filled with Fireball nips!).

As Tom Sandoval puts it, “When they’re in the group, it’s like the perfect storm ready to destroy the city of Jax.”

“The girls have established, like, the ultimate F— Jax Espionage Team,” Tom Schwartz says: “tech analyst” slash email hacker extraordinaire Kristen, “human lie detector” Stassi and “grizzled lieutenant” Katie.

And the self-described Witches of Weho live up to their name, casting a spell on Jax by lighting candles and sticking a needle into a lemon.

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“We’re going to put a spell on Jax for a scorned lover so that somehow, some way, Jax can finally receive his karmic punishment that’s been coming his way for along time,” Katie explains. “We’re like the Sanderson sisters from Hocus Pocus, only prettier.”

“As a good Christian woman, I normally would not dabble in black magic,” Brittany tells the camera. “But after Jax did what he did to me, I think even Jesus himself would make an exception.”

Amen, girl. And the hex seems to have a miraculous side effect: All of the ladies kiss and make up … literally.

Jax Taylor (left) and Brittany Cartwright
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Going into the sleepover, Brittany seemed likely to forgive Jax for having sex with an ex-SURver — but all that changes when Ariana and Kristen accuse him of hooking up with Faith more than once. Brittany goes ballistic, calling Jax to demand answers — and barring him from returning to their apartment for the night.

“They want blood,” Schwartz says.

“Aw, I love it,” whispers DJ James Kennedy, a true Greek chorus.

LaLa Kent
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In other news, LaLa Kent is back, tearfully begging Lisa Vanderpump for another chance at SUR — and admitting to lying about her mystery man/alleged sugar daddy, whom she’s still dating.

“They called me out on my bulls—,” she says of her co-workers. “You’re right, you can’t afford a Range Rover on a hostess salary. I said it!”

Vanderpump Rules airs Mondays at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.