•Hugh Laurie unexpectedly left the set of House to return to his native England, prompting rumors that he is unhappy at the show. Um, he’s HOUSE. He’s supposed to be unhappy!
•Pushing Daisies is declining in the ratings. C’mon, just make The Piemaker touch his own show and it’ll come back to life!
•Fall Out Boy’s Patrick Stump will guest star on Law & Order as an energy company worker. That has to be a typo. There’s nobody else in the band except Pete Wentz, right?
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