Enter “The Baby Bachelorette.” In the series, 4-year-old Bianca, a Sagittarius, is on the hunt for love. The first episode, of course, is dedicated to introducing her 11 pint-sized suitors to viewers.
The contestants span a wide variety of ages and jobs, ranging from 23 months to 50 months and include a lego architect, juice mixologist, mess maker and – swoon – a tiny Captain America.
After the introductions, the boys have time to settle into the mansion, which is fully stocked with trucks, juice boxes and extra bouncy couches. Some of them start building connections with Bianca right away.
“I think you’re beautiful,” Manny, a 37-month-old Lego architect, tells Bianca before being interrupted by 39-month-old preschool dropout Alex.
Bianca is torn between the “sweet” Manny and tough guy Alex, potentially laying the groundwork for a Ben-JoJo-Lauren B.-esque love triangle.
“Alex is confident and I like that he can ride a bike,” she says, understandably.
To find out who gets the coveted first impression unicorn, watch the adorable episode, and stay tuned for the next installment of the “Baby Bachelorette,” which will feature “the most amazing, awesome, incredible, heart-wrenching, stunning, unbelievable, marvelous, shocking and amazing unicorn ceremony in ‘Baby Bachelorette’ history,” according to Kimmel.
Jimmy Kimmel Live! airs weeknights (11:35 p.m. ET) on ABC.