Can you smell what The Rock is cooking up for his SNL monologue?

By Amanda Michelle Steiner
March 26, 2015 10:40 AM

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson will host Saturday Night Live for the fourth time this week, and the only person more enthusiastic about that prospect than, well, everyone, might be The Rock himself.

In his SNL promos, The Rock is so pumped that he decides to celebrate his new wrestling catchphrase: “If you buh-liiiieve my mutual funds are up 13 percent!”

Erm, needs work.

His porn star named (“Dusty Summit”) and his Furious 7 jokes, however, are on-point. “How do you know that 7 is Furious?” Johnson asked his promo partner in crime, Bobby Moynihan. “Because 7 ate 9. Mic drop. Boom.”

For more brilliant wordplay, The Rock is hosting with musical guest George Ezra this weekend.