It was a tale of two cities on Tuesday’s episode of The Real Housewives of New York City.
Carole Radziwill and Dorinda Medley traveled to London where Radziwill had to return 15 years after her husband passed away to pick up his ashes from the church in which he had originally been put to rest due to the Bishop’s deconsecrating of it.
“I’m feeling nervous about picking up my late husband’s ashes,” said Radziwill, whose husband, Anthony, died of cancer in 1999 – three weeks after [his cousin] John Kennedy Jr. and [Radziwill’s closest friend] Carolyn Bessette – died. “All these things are going through my head.”
Radziwill met with Father Darius, telling him that her husband was a practical joker and had a very highly developed sense of humor.
“This is something Anthony would really appreciate, me having to come back,” Radziwill said. “This is the biggest practical joke he could play on me from above.”
But the magnitude of the moment got the best of her typically tough exterior.
“I wish we just had one more day to tell him, ‘I’m OK,’ to know that he’s OK, but we don’t get that one more day,” she said. “I just want that one more day.”
“I’m not a crier,” Radziwill told the priest, before returning to her hotel room with the urn and weeping as she caressed it.
Meanwhile in NYC, Bethenny Frankel held a “Boy meets Skinnygirl” party – filled with handsome bachelors – to launch her spicy lime margarita and pinot noir.
“I want to make sure [Ramona, Sonja and the Countess] have something to look at,” said Frankel. “There’s more men than booze. And there’s a lot of booze.”
But there weren’t enough “hot guys” according to Ramona Singer.
“Where are all the hot men?” Singer asked Frankel.
“Ramona has a bounty on her vagina,” Frankel joked. “She doesn t want to go somewhere without the possibility of getting laid.”
Continued Frankel, who began imitating Singer: “Ramona has requested hot men! I am here to be a Madame that’s my real job … the other Skinnygirl stuff I just do on the side.”
“She promised a lot of hot men,” Singer continued. “She didn’t follow through.”
“She is batsh– crazy,” yelled Frankel, which could have applied to Sonja Morgan, too, who broke her tooth tearing a guy’s shirt off – a scene that caused Frankel to fall to the floor, laughing so hard her boob fell out.
The Real Housewives of New York City airs Tuesdays (9 p.m. ET) on Bravo.