The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season ended Tuesday night much like it began: With the same women still fighting.
“She needs to treat me like a healthy, older sister,” Kim Richards said, referencing her ongoing sibling rivalry with Kyle, who held a book launch party for Nicky Hilton (with Paris Hilton in attendance).
Kim and Lisa Rinna still couldn’t get past Rinna’s concerns about Kim’s sobriety and whackadoodle behavior, which resulted in Rinna smashing a wine glass at her in Amsterdam when Kim implied she knew secrets about Rinna’s husband, Harry Hamlin.
“Seems like she has nothing better to do than talk about me,” said Kim, while Rinna retorted, “Who the f— is Kim Richards to know anything about my life? God knows what my husband did? Did he f— the dog?”
Meanwhile, Brandi Glanville continued to feud with, well, pretty much everyone (“I didn’t know c— started with a K,” Glanville said about mortal enemy Kyle), but especially former BFF Lisa Vanderpump.
“I’ve told you I love you,” an emotional Glanville told Vanderpump at a party tossed by Adrienne Maloof. “My dad is dying Yolanda texts me every day You don’t give a f— about him. Do you?”
“We don’t have that relationship, especially after she slapped me, said Vanderpump.
“I love you,” Glanville said, before walking away.
“She doesn’t understand the value of friendships,” replied Vanderpump.
“There’s never going to be resolution unless someone tells the truth,” Eileen Davidson said, wisely summing up the season while staying out of the drama. “I’ve seen a lot during my years on the soaps, but it is nothing compared to these women. You can’t write this stuff.”
But the drama moves into high gear with the first part of the three-part reunion, airing March 31 at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.