They Made 'em Nice! The New Real Housewives of New York's New Taglines Feature Mugshots & Grey Gardens References
The Real Housewives of New York City returns Wednesday at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo
They’re here. And they’re spectacular.
As ever, it’s a smörgåsbord of sass as the women offer self-deprecating riffs on their most memorable moments past — as well as of teases of what’s to come.
First, presented without comment …
Ramona Singer: I’m an acquired taste. You don’t like me? Acquire some taste.
Sonja Morgan: There’s nothing Grey about my Gardens.
Bethenny Frankel: If you’re gonna take a shot at this B, you better not miss.
With so many humdingers in the bunch, this might be one of the strongest overall tagline collection in Housewives history. How can one possibly pick a favorite? (And that’s without any reference to the skinny dipping we saw from Frankel in PEOPLE’s exclusive First Look. RHONY clearly has much to give this season.)
One request, Bravo: Can we get a one-off tagline for the infamous return of Jill Zarin?
The Real Housewives of New York City season 9 premieres Wednesday at 9 p.m. ET on Bravo.