The uncouth comedienne brought her A-Game hosting the annual awards show
Known for dishing on her sex life – whether during stand-up shows or on her Comedy Central series, Inside Amy Schumer, which returns April 21 – the comedienne kept it delightfully raunchy throughout the two-hour show.
Take a look at the emcee’s most outrageous moments.
1. STDs, ”Side-Vag” and More in Her Opener
In the show’s opening video montage, Schumer spoofs some of the year’s hottest flicks. First, she predicts her HPV diagnosis with Boyhood‘s young Ellar Coltrane before joking about losing her “diverginity” at 17 (“that’s the butt one, right?”) in a re-imagination of Divergent. Then, she brings up a yeast infection joke at the cancer support group in The Fault in Our Stars and decides to opt for “side-vag” “instead of side-boob” to “give the people what they want” while lampooning a fashion scene from The Hunger Games with Elizabeth Banks.
2. The Magic Mike Guys Make Her Do What?
While she took shots at several actors and films, Schumer’s most memorable moment from her monologue was about her anticipation for the upcoming Magic Mike sequel, Magic Mike XXL: “Anytime I watch those guys, at least two of my fingers disappear – it’s so weird!”
3. Why She Imagines Women Go to Sexy Movies Alone
In a fictional video short, Schumer runs into a bunch of ladies who are off to see Fifty Shades of Grey and Magic Mike XXL, and she imagines a whole new type of liberation in why women fly solo at the theater.
“I bought two seats next to each other so I can sit on the armrest,” Schumer quips to a pal, who responds by saying she brought her “Sonicare” and “shower head.”
Another lady shows up with an “assortment of gourds and squashes,” and Amber Rose walks by toting a vibrating bag that sounds like “rattlesnakes.”
Yep, she went there.
4. She Claims Her Superpower is No Gag Reflex
Before announcing the cast of the upcoming Fantastic Four reboot, Schumer boasted she has two “superpowers”:
“One, I have no gag reflex, and two, I can fly,” she said, before shooting into the sky in a black bodysuit.
“I know what you’re thinking right now is: ‘This is amazing, I can’t believe she has no gag reflex!'”
5. She Made Out With Amber Rose – Because Obviously
As part of sponsor Revlon’s “kiss cam,” the host swapped saliva with Wiz Khalifa’s ex. Spoiler alert, there appears to have been some tongue action.