Lindsay Lohan Says She Feels Like the 'High School Therapist' for Her Beach Club Employees

In PEOPLE's exclusive sneak peek at Monday's episode of Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club, a love triangle is brewing between the VIP hosts

Lindsay Lohan is about to start charging by the hour.

In PEOPLE’s exclusive sneak peek at Monday’s episode of Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club, the actress gets a late-night call from her creative partner/trusted right-hand man, Panos, who informs her that a love triangle is brewing between their VIP hosts.

“Babe, sorry that I’m calling at his hour but I’m so pissed. I think I need to do something with Brent right now,” Panos says. “He’s saying he wants to go home or something, because of Sara. I don’t even know what to do anymore.”

“Why is he being so crazy?” asks Lohan, 32.

“I heard that Billy and Sara had like, a thing,” Panos reveals. “They hooked up.”

Lohan sighs.

“I don’t think Sara should have kissed Billy,” she says. “I feel like the high school therapist with all of them now! Like, you’re on a yacht. Why start drama? She’s better than that.”

But she knows she can’t let go of Brent, who is one of their best employees.

“This is who Brent is,” she says. “And he’s great at his job and he’s one of our strongest ambassadors. I don’t want to lose him.”

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Her solution? To blast Barney’s “I Love You” theme song.

“I think Brent just needs a friend,” she says with a laugh.

Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club airs Mondays (10 p.m. ET) on MTV.

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