The 10 Types of Pictures People Actually Want to See from Your Vacation, as Exhibited by Kylie Jenner
EVIDENCE OF ANY AND ALL EXOTIC ANIMAL INTERACTIONS
Accompanied by her boyfriend Tyga and his 4-year-old son, King Cairo, Jenner posted a video in which she lets a parrot eat a seed out of her mouth … all while proving she looks better in mesh than any other mortal.
MIRROR SELFIES EXHIBITING FASHION-FORWARD SWIMWEAR
Jenner and Jordyn Woods went all out in the swimsuit deparment. Our favorite touch? Jenner’s choker is made out of the same material as her bathing suit.
PANORAMAS THAT ARE ARTSY BY VIRTUE OF BEING DARK
Where are they? Who is she with? Is that even Kylie? Is the parrot okay?
SEXY POOL GLAMOUR SHOTS
We’re convinced they brought suitcases full of swimsuits and nothing else.
PICTURES THAT RAISE MORE QUESTIONS THAN ANSWERS
Who’s taking the photo? Who’s in the background – are those her friends and, if so, why aren’t they tagged? And, on a more serious note, where might we acquire that choker-bikini combo?
INNOVATIVE DISPLAYS OF THE PHENOMON OF SHADOWS
OVER-THE-TOP PDA PICS
While gushing on social media can get annoying, we are super supportive of this shot of Tyga grabbing Jenner’s butt, which the reality star posted on Snapchat. We much prefer this to the kissing-while-the-sun-sets-because-we’re-so-in-love photo. Also, we need to start doing squats, like, yesterday.
We would give anything to be a parrot perched on Woods’ shoulder during this intimate friendship moment.
AGAIN, MORE INSPIRATION TO START DOING SQUATS
These photos are exactly the motivation we need to stick to our 2017 fitness goal, which is to squat more.
POSING THAT REALLY HITS HOME HOW SUNNY IT IS WHERE SHE IS
Meanwhile, winter has destroyed us.