Kris Jenner Turns 60: Read All the Adorable (and Revealing!) Birthday Messages She Got from Her Daughters
“Happy birthday, Kris Jenner!!! You may have been around for SIXTY fabulous years but you don’t look a day over 35, doll,” Khloé wrote before listing five qualities of the zodiac sign that Kris has.
“1. She’s FIERCE!” Khloé said. “2. Scorpios are all about control. Have you met Kris Jenner? That is her to a T. She is in control of everything, at all times. I definitely take after her in that respect. Thank you, mama!”
“3. My mom is super intuitive. She always knows when something’s up with one of us, even if we try to hide it,” she continued, before jokingly teasing her mom for number 4: “One major thing about Scorpios is that they tend to be pretty manipulative – and damn, does Kris know how to get what she wants, LOL!!! She can sell ice to an Eskimo.”
For number 5, Khloé got pretty personal, noting that Scorpios are “famously the most sexual sign” and revealing her mother fits the bill: “She’s good in bed!!! … Unfortunately, Kim [Kardashian West] heard my mom & Corey [Gamble] going at it, and I can confirm that this is the truth. Haha!”
Khloé concluded on a sweet note, with one way her mom isn’t a total Scorpio: “Scorpios are known for holding a grudge like no other, but my mom is one of the sweetest, loving, most forgiving people I know,” she said. “Trust me, we’ve given her a lot of s— over the years, but she’s always ready to make up after a fight and just wants everyone around her to be happy!!!”
Kourtney Kardashian, 36, celebrated her mom with a selfie on Instagram: “Happy 60th Birthday to the bo$$iest baddest momager alive! You have taught me how to celebrate life, make memories and live in the moment and I cherish everything I learn from you every day,” she wrote.
Kim, 35, took to her website to celebrate her mom with a series of hilarious throwback pictures of the famous family.
“A huge happy birthday to my amazing mom and best friend today!” Kim gushed. “We love you so much and are so grateful for everything you have done for us over all of these years. These throwback photos bring back so many memories and show off your true beauty. Have the best day ever, Mom! Love ya!!!”
Kim also took to Instagram to share a photobooth selfie of the two.
“Happy 60th Birthday to my best friend & mom @krisjenner,” she wrote. “Now that I’m a mom I have realized how hard your job is & no one does it better than you! I love you so much!”
Kendall Jenner, 20, thanked her mom for being “the best ever.”
“I don’t know how you do it, but somehow you have 12 million kids and still give each one of us the attention we need,” Kendall wrote on her website. “You’re not only a good mom, you’re a great momager and the most caring, helpful person I know. I love you!!!”
She also included a breakdown of Kris’ best looks, because despite turning 60, she’s “clearly still 25 at heart.”
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“Can your mom pull off sheer pants? Nope, pretty sure mine’s the only one. Happy birthday, mom!!!” Kendall boasted underneath a picture of Kris from the spring/summer 2015 Haute Couture January Chanel show in Paris, to which she famously wore sheer, gauze-like harem pants by the label.