These aren't the Heathers you remember from the 1998 cult-classic starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater

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“Dear diary…”

The trailer for the new Heathers TV show may begin with a scrunchy and a croquet mallet, but it becomes obvious very quickly that these aren’t the Heathers you remember from the 1998 cult-classic starring Winona Ryder and Christian Slater.

For starters, this time around, Heather Chandler is a body-positive badass with short, dyed hair, chokers, and gold rings. One of the Heathers is gender non-binary. And J.D. snorts Adderall instead sucking down slushies.

Grace Victoria Cox stars as the updated Veronica Sawyer with James Scully as the “teenage Charles Manson” (slash modern-day Kylo Ren?) J.D.

The trailer also provides a quick glimpse at Selma Blair and Shannen Doherty (who played the shy, bookish Heather Duke in the original movie) and a blink-and-you-miss-it moment that shows Veronica wearing her iconic monocle.

Heathers premieres on the new Paramount Network on March 7, 2018, so get ready to check your damage.

This article originally appeared on Ew.com