Crank up the Rippers and get ready to cut. It. Out

By Alex Heigl
May 08, 2014 05:00 PM
Photo Illustration by Tiffany Hagler-Geard; Photos Provided Getty and Rex USA

Happy birthday, Bob Saget!

The actor, best known for playing Full House patriarch Danny Tanner, turns 58 on Saturday. Because we’re committed to bringing you the finest nostalgia Photoshop can make possible, PEOPLE proudly presents: The Full House gang with their younger selves.

They’re everywhere you look.

All illustrations by Linzi Silverman and Tiffany Hagler-Geard for

Bob Saget

In a weird universe where every TV and film character coexist, we love the idea of Bob Saget from Full House and Bob Saget from Half Baked crossing paths. Maybe in rehab.

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

Candace Cameron Bure

Cameron Bure told PEOPLE her favorite of Uncle Jesse’s catchphrases was “Have mercy,” which is how we got the title for this piece.

Jodie Sweetin

Hopefully, Sweetin’s okay with this. We’d hate to have her call us rude.

Andrea Barber

In the spirit of Girl Meets World, we would totally watch a Full House spin-off that catches up with Kimmy Gibbler.

Lori Loughlin

Oh, Lori Loughlin. Look at that smile. That smile destroyed millions of ’90s boys.

John Stamos

Rippers reunion tour! The people demand it.

Dave Coulier

“You oughta know … you might one day inspire a hit song.”

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