Crank up the Rippers and get ready to cut. It. Out
Happy birthday, Bob Saget!
The actor, best known for playing Full House patriarch Danny Tanner, turns 58 on Saturday. Because we’re committed to bringing you the finest nostalgia Photoshop can make possible, PEOPLE proudly presents: The Full House gang with their younger selves.
They’re everywhere you look.
All illustrations by Linzi Silverman and Tiffany Hagler-Geard for PEOPLE.com.
In a weird universe where every TV and film character coexist, we love the idea of Bob Saget from Full House and Bob Saget from Half Baked crossing paths. Maybe in rehab.
Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen
Oh, the adventures the Olsen twins have had between then and now. Paris, Brazil, Rome … Transylvania.
Candace Cameron Bure
Cameron Bure told PEOPLE her favorite of Uncle Jesse’s catchphrases was “Have mercy,” which is how we got the title for this piece.
Hopefully, Sweetin’s okay with this. We’d hate to have her call us rude.
In the spirit of Girl Meets World, we would totally watch a Full House spin-off that catches up with Kimmy Gibbler.
Oh, Lori Loughlin. Look at that smile. That smile destroyed millions of ’90s boys.
Rippers reunion tour! The people demand it.
“You oughta know … you might one day inspire a hit song.”
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