Wisteria Lane got all topsy-turvy on Sunday’s season finale of Desperate Housewives. And we don’t mean a tornado-ravages-the-neighborhood natural disaster. The season finale ended with DH jumping five years ahead, foreshadowing the ladies’ futures. (Flash-forwards will be part of next year’s fifth season of Housewives, reports the AP.) –Nicholas White
Here’s what the ladies are like–we can’t believe we’re writing this–come 2013:
• Susan (Teri Hatcher) has a new man–and it’s not Mike Delfino (James Denton)!? • Gabrielle (Eva Longoria) is a mommy, chasing two young daughters around the house in what looks like a house smock and no makeup. Have Gaby and Carlos’s fortunes taken a turn for the worst? • Lynette (Felicity Huffman) being accused of child abuse by Kayla (which led to a bogus jailing) was just the start of a rocky motherhood. Both of her teen sons, Porter and Preston, are headed for juvenile delinquency. • Bree (Marcia Cross), now a successful domestic goddess ( la Martha Stewart), has reunited with husband Orson (Kyle McLachlan). • Katherine (Dana Delany) is now a permanent Housewife on Wisteria Lane, and her daughter Dylan gets a marriage proposal in Paris.
Tell us: Do you like how creator Marc Cherry has fast-forwarded DH to the future? What was the biggest finale cliffhanger? What do you hope will happen next season?