It's basically an excuse to see Chris Hemsworth in a wet T-shirt – you're welcome

By Alex Heigl
Updated January 14, 2015 08:00 AM
Credit: Douglas Gorenstein/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank/Getty

You don’t get a membership card, but being PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive does come with some perks.

And Chris Hemsworth is reveling in them, as he told Jimmy Fallon Tuesday night.

“Free parking” was the first item Hemsworth (facetiously) listed, followed by “free breadsticks.” (Get real, Chris, we have serious doubts as to whether you’re even looking at carbs while maintaining your Thor physique.) “I don’t have to pay taxes,” he concluded, though he did add that amongst friends, being named the Sexiest Man Alive “probably did me more harm than good.”

Hemsworth’s latest film is Blackhat, out in theaters Jan. 16. If you’re hankering for more from his Tonight Show appearance, watch him wage “Water War” with Fallon below. It’s basically an excuse to see him in a wet T-shirt – you’re welcome.

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