'He's a Little Bitty Dude Riding in a Sidecar!' The Bachelorette Guys Freestyle Rap – and Take Aim at Alex Woytkiw
The Bachelorette airs Mondays (8 p.m. ET) on ABC
Well, it’s no “Right Reasons,” but it’s … something all right.
In a sneak peek at Monday’s episode of The Bachelorette, five of the remaining guys decide to try their hand at freestyle rap while Alex Woytkiw enjoys a one-on-one with JoJo Fletcher – and it’s pretty much just as hilariously bad as you might expect.
As Chase McNary beatboxes, the guys take turns spitting out lyrics: “Well, Alex was on a motorcycle ride, / It went all right, but JoJo cried / Because she wishes, she was with us / it’s way more fun chilling on a bus!”
And, of course, it wouldn’t be a freestyle rap without if they didn’t throw a little shade – at Woytkiw, specifically.
“He might get a kiss, but he won’t get far / He’s a little bitty dude riding in a sidecar,” they continued. “And he might have game, and he might be cool,/ But to get in a sidecar, he needs a stool!”
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Meanwhile, Woytkiw, 25, decides to do a little freestyle rap of his own with Fletcher.
“I can freestyle, give me a topic,” he tells her. “Any topic.”
Fletcher chooses herself and he gives it his best shot … to which all we can say is: Don’t quit your day job just yet, Alex.
The Bachelorette airs Mondays (8 p.m. ET) on ABC.