"That trash is delusional," the Bravo exec says after Montag suggests she's joining Real Housewives
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She got plastic surgery and can deal with drama and reality TV cameras but it looks like Heidi Montag won’t be going from The Hills to The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills any time soon.

On Tuesday, Montag Tweeted, “Watch out Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Here comes Heidi,” and linked to an online report that said she and husband Spencer Pratt were in talks with producers to possibly join the Real Housewives franchise.

But Watch What Happens Live host, Bravo executive and Real Housewives whisperer Andy Cohen finds the idea preposterous.

“Professionally, I’m not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here,” Cohen said on his show Thursday. “That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab … knives into my own eyes than see her on this network.”

While Cohen made his feelings toward the reality star clear, he also gave her a bit of what the former Hills star has never shied away from – publicity.

“But good news, Heidi, you’re on my show tonight,” Cohen continued, “because you’re the Jackhole of the Week.”