"I don't know how Hollywood works, but I'm pretty sure that I'm dating Bradley Cooper"
This she revealed – plus more dish about the other celebrities she’s met, such as Hillary Clinton (who only drinks tequila if her friends make her) – during her Saturday Night Live opening monologue this weekend.
The opening was a whirlwind tour de Schumer, after what has been arguably the comedian’s biggest professional year: winning an Emmy, starring in a hit movie … and then also having surprise 30-minute conversations with Cooper.
“Am I dating Bradley Cooper?” Schumer, 34, mock-narrated for the audience, after recounting the conversation with the American Sniper star, 40, which went on and on without complaint. “I don’t know how Hollywood works, but I’m pretty sure that I’m dating Bradley Cooper.”
(“And I changed my Facebook status,” she jokingly added. Because now they are “engaged”.)
Other topics of discussion: the status of women in Hollywood today, Schumer’s most frequent Google searches and the once-eternal appeal of Khloé Kardashian.