The Trainwreck actress reveals her Housewife tagline

By Alexandra Hurtado
Updated July 06, 2015 05:00 PM
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Hey Andy Cohen, sign her up!

Amy Schumer wants to be a Real Housewife, and her audition is just as hysterical as you would expect.

The Trainwreck actress, 34, has what it takes to be a Bravo Housewife, she says, because she’s “in a house a lot.” And, while she’s not a wife, Schumer says she’s had “sex with a lot of married people.”

Looking every bit the part of a Housewife in a sparkling cocktail dress, with wine glass in hand, Schumer shares her potential taglines, including, “I’m Amy, and I may look like a whore … but I am” and “I don’t need a man, but I want one – any one.”

Could the actress be heading to the Real Housewives of Secaucus? We can only dream!

Trainwreck hits theaters July 17.