Jake Gyllenhaal takes it like a man, plus more from Janet Jackson, Eva Longoria and others

By People Staff
November 01, 2005 06:00 AM

• “I started the movie with no hair on my body, and now I have hair all over my body.”
Jake Gyllenhaal, joking about the manliness of filming his new war movie, Jarhead

• “I know actors say, I got in shape for a role. But he was working out twice a day sometimes, with a trainer who was like a Nazi.”
Peter Sarsgaard, on Jarhead costar Gyllenhaal’s bulked-up body

•”Miss Theron has taken her struggle of the objectification of women to the magazine rack. Her firm naked body sends a message: ‘I’m not an object to be leered at.’ “
Stephen Colbert (The Colbert Report), on Charlize Theron’s racy Entertainment Weekly cover

• “I do not have a child and all allegations saying so are false.”
Janet Jackson, denying her former brother-in-law’s claim that she has a “secret” 18-year-old daughter from her annulled marriage to James DeBarge

• “There s a rumor going around that Janet Jackson has a secret child. Hey, if I had a kid, I wouldn t want Michael to know about it either.”
D.L. Hughley

• “I’ve got a catchphrase: ‘You’re fired.’ Don King has a catchphrase: ‘Not guilty.’ “
Donald Trump, at the Friar’s Club Roast for boxing promoter Don King, who has spent time behind bars

• “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you get to your prince.”
Eva Longoria, on her dating life before meeting her beau, NBA star Tony Parker

•”I will be forever grateful for her courage and conviction.”
Oprah Winfrey, eulogizing civil-rights icon Rosa Parks

•”Although (the Mayan culture) is an integral part of the story, what I am doing is creating an action-adventure of mythic proportions … and I am a megalomaniac, so I like the position.”
Mel Gibson, on helming his newest film project, Apocalypto