Sharon's kind of guy, plus Eva Longoria and more

By People Staff
Updated March 21, 2006 06:00 AM

• “Guys who think they’re cool aren’t cool to me. The kind of guy I’m looking for would want to wear SpongeBob pajamas and sit in the front row at the school play.”
Sharon Stone, who’s mom to Roan, 5, and Laird, 11 months, to Newsweek

• “I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young.”
Donald Trump, after wife Melania gave birth to their first (but his fifth) child, to MSNBC

• “For the first time in my life, somebody was like, ‘You want a line?’ I was like, ‘Oh my God.’ “
Natalie Portman, on her recent first brush with cocaine, to Vanity Fair

• “It depends on who you ask.”
Vin Diesel, on whether he’s ambitious or a control freak, to Time

• “Just when I think the paparazzi are bad, I can look at her and say, ‘At least I don’t have it like that.’ I’m like, ‘I’m gonna go home now and let them follow you!'”
Ashlee Simpson, on her sister Jessica being more of a tabloid target than her, to Jane

• “I’m dating as many people as I possibly can, but nobody serious. No, dating isn’t the right word. I’m hanging out with as many people as I possibly can.”
Thank You for Smoking’s Aaron Eckhart, on his relationship status, to Entertainment Weekly

• “There were 150 women, all in their fifties and sixties, and they were wild, babe. I got almost raped!”
Antonio Banderas, on his craziest fans, to Premiere

• “I wouldn’t last five minutes.”
Prison Break’s Wentworth Miller, on how long he thinks he would survive in jail, to Entertainment Weekly

• “I’m the experienced one. I’m the teacher, especially about love.”
Eva Longoria, about her role in her relationship with boyfriend Tony Parker, to Allure

• “The time has come. I’d rather go this way than be shoved.”
Mike Wallace, on his plans to retire as a regular 60 Minutes correspondent