• “Licking Owen’s face all day got really salty and weird.”
– Kate Hudson, on filming a fantasy scene with You, Me and Dupree costar Owen Wilson
• “Its great … just so you can hear Barbara Walters go, ‘She has been weleased fwom her contwact.’ ”
– Robin Williams, talking to Jay Leno about why the Star Jones Reynolds vs. The View controversy is good for comedians
• “I hope I have sex with him for the rest of my life, because I like it!”
– Sandra Bullock, on her husband of one year, Jesse James, to Vanity Fair
• “I think German guys are really hot … I am German.”
– Paris Hilton, on German TV show WM Total
• “I was saddened that the news had not come from my mother.”
– Tori Spelling, on finding out about the death of her father Aaron Spelling from a friend
• “Aaron’s legacy deserved pure and unadulterated tribute and recognition, which, sadly, has been tainted.”
– A statement on behalf of the Spelling family, addressing Tori’s comments
• “We are dealing with pure evil here. They don’t target extras do they? They go for the main characters.”
– J.K. Rowling, on why she bumped off two major players in the seventh and final book in her Harry Potter series
• “I’m like, ‘Mom. Who do you believe? Someone who talks rubbish or your son who is 29 years old and you’ve known since he was born and who you brought into the world?’ … She believes the rubbish.”
– Orlando Bloom, on how his mother worries over tabloid reports
• “Are ya enjoyin’ hostin’ a talk show?”
– The Late Late Show’s Craig Ferguson, to Amy Sedaris, after the Strangers with Candy star peppered him with questions during a flirtatious interview
