Catherine snaps at her stalker, plus more from Katie Holmes, Kate Hudson and others.

By People Staff
Updated July 12, 2005 06:00 AM

• “You will never be famous, you will never be infamous, you are just a criminal.”
Catherine Zeta-Jones, in a letter to stalker Dawnette Knight, who was sentenced to three years in prison for threatening the actress

• “I hate the idea that if you say ‘f–,’ you get an R (rating). It just seems like such bulls–.”
Owen Wilson, star of the R-rated Wedding Crashers, to Entertainment Weekly

• “He’s so generous and kind, and he helps so many people, and, um, he makes me laugh like I’ve never laughed, and he’s a great friend …”
Katie Holmes, on fiancé Tom Cruise, in W

• “You adore him.”
Jessica Rodriguez, Scientologist and self-described “best friend” of Katie Holmes, to the actress during the interview with W

• “The ice-cream maker just doesn’t fit with Victor Von Doom.”
Julian McMahon, who plays the villainous Dr. Doom in Fantastic Four, on his pre-acting job as an ice-cream salesman

• “I watched them put it on. You can figure out how to get it off. It’s on the Internet. I looked it up.”
Martha Stewart, on the electronic monitoring device she must wear on her ankle during her five months of house arrest, in Vanity Fair

[IMAGE “1” “right” “std” ]• “I’m a hardworking, metrosexual actor. I’m not a Miami boy, but I do celebrate the linen.”
Entourage’s Jeremy Piven, in Entertainment Weekly

• “Are two people supposed to be with each other for the rest of their lives? I don’t believe that’s realistic. That’s just my own opinion. This idea of a perfect marriage just doesn’t exist.”
Kate Hudson, who is married to rocker Chris Robinson, in Playboy

• “At the time, I thought it was the right thing to do, but I now know it was wrong.”
Lil’ Kim, on lying to a grand jury about a 2001 shooting, upon being sentenced to one year and a day in prison for perjury