They Said What? for January 3, 2005

• “I’m 6′ tall, have brown hair and brown eyes. I enjoy horseback riding, long walks on the beach and the wind whipping through my hair. Ha ha ha.”
– Kevin Federline, whose first single, “PopoZao,” was released Jan. 1, introducing himself on his new Web site

• “Come January, I’m just gonna hibernate and eat pizza and sleep.”
– Gwen Stefani, who recently announced she’s pregnant, to Entertainment Weekly

• “If I was as famous as some people are at 18 years old, I would have been shooting crack into my throat.”
– George Clooney, to Rolling Stone

• “He’s my best friend. I’m his best friend. I, personally, can’t cut someone out of my life, even if he’s hurt me. It’s a process.”
– Sienna Miller, on beau Jude Law, to Vogue

• “Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45. They must have an IQ above 130 and they must be honest. … No deformities, third legs, fifth nipples. … I’m completely alone and I’m completely miserable.”
• Sean Lennon, announcing an open call for a new girlfriend, to the New York Post

• “I was always an Indian. I liked the roughhousing part of it. I got into fights back then, too.”
– Naomi Campbell, on playing cowboys and Indians as a child, to New York magazine

• “Women often look silly when they’re doing comedy, not seductive or sexy. That’s why I’ll never be a big star.”
• Sarah Jessica Parker, who stars in the new comedy The Family Stone

• “The best roles for actors don’t really come until they are 31 or 32. You’ve got to be a man to play a man.”
– Match Point star Jonathan Rhys Meyers

• “Aliens came down here in peace to show us a new level of creativity, and it worked, man.”
– R. Kelly, on the inspiration for his 12-part “hip-hopera,” “Trapped in the Closet,” to Entertainment Weekly