Drew comes out swinging, plus more from Kate Beckinsale and other stars

By People Staff
Updated January 24, 2006 06:00 AM

• “You should know better than anybody that women come in all different shapes and sizes, and yet we’re all beautiful, each in our own way.”
Drew Barrymore, wearing huge fake breasts to spoof her braless look at the Golden Globes, to Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live

• “At the opera a little while ago. … We were in the ladies’ room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn’t help but crack up. I guess she told the security guy.”
– Barrymore’s boyfriend, Strokes drummer Fabrizio Moretti, on the strangest place he’s ever had sex, to Jane

• “I meet so many people. I don’t even know some of my friends’ names.”
Paris Hilton, in her deposition from the $10 million slander suit against her

• “Constitutionally, within the context of the show, I knew I was done.”
Martin Sheen, on the cancellation of The West Wing after seven seasons, to PEOPLE

• “My wife’s out of town, so Alfonso’s the date. He wouldn’t wear the dress I picked out.”
Will Smith, on bringing his former Fresh Prince of Bel-Air costar Alfonso Ribeiro to the Producers Guild Awards

• “I’m surprised there aren’t more celebrities in burkhas. You wouldn’t have to work out. You could let yourself go. We should design a non-religious celebrity burkha with a floral print.”
Underworld: Evolution star Kate Beckinsale, to British GQ

• “The line between making a total ass out of yourself and being fundamentally funny is very narrow.”
William Shatner, to Esquire

• “My wife wants me to fire my agent.”
James Denton, on his female-filled gigs acting on Desperate Housewives and hosting the Miss America pageant