January 11, 2005 06:00 AM

• “It’s been so long since I’ve had sex that I don’t even remember.”
– Golden Globe-nominated Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher, who recently turned 40

• “As long as you have safe sex and you don’t confuse your family, I think it’s very healthy.”
Angelina Jolie on her idea of a good sex life

• “We happily remain committed and caring friends with great love and admiration for one another.”
Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt, in a joint statement to PEOPLE announcing their separation

• “We live in a great country and we all love our country very much, and I am so amazed that you did this, the people of America, that you voted for this film.”
Michael Moore, accepting the People’s Choice Award for favorite film for his Bush-bashing Fahrenheit 9/11

• “My gimmick is that I’ll be using a Scottish accent for the entire show. You know, it’s out there, but I think it will work.”
The Late Late Show‘s new host Craig Ferguson, who was born in Glasgow

• “I was considering retiring this year and going into bodybuilding with the thought of becoming governor of California. But I decided instead to stay with the body I have and the job I have.”
The Price Is Right host Bob Barker, on continuing for a record 34th season

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• “I’ve never grown so much in my life than since I’ve been with Orlando. He’s 27. He’s got a lot of wisdom.”
– Actress Kate Bosworth, 22, on her romance with older beau Orlando Bloom

• “I don’t know what happened. I’m fine. It just caught on fire somehow.”
Paul Newman, after escaping when the engine of the racecar he was driving burst into flames

• “She’s got Double D’s. You can’t cover those suckers up!”
Joe Simpson, discussing daughter Jessica’s sex appeal

• “At my age – breathing.”
Joan Rivers, 71, on what makes her happy.

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