February 20, 2007 06:00 AM

• “Probably Patrick Swayze. My dream come true.”
– Harvard’s Hasty Pudding award winner Scarlett Johansson, on which famous guy she’d most likely be linked with romantically

• “Any girl who looks like that and thinks she’s fat – I’ve got a chance with her.”
Howard Stern, on his surprise Valentine’s Day proposal to model girlfriend Beth Ostrosky – after first ordering her to strip, on his Sirius Satellite Radio show

• “If you think it is just about a major make-out session, you will be disappointed.”
Courteney Cox, on the chaste on-screen lip lock she shares with BFF Jennifer Aniston in an upcoming episode of Dirt, to Access Hollywood

• “I was 19, and I spoke very little English. The only thing I knew how to say was, ‘I want to make a movie with Johnny Depp!'”
Penélope Cruz, on memories of her first Oscar night in 1994, to Life magazine

• “I want to be like Gandhi and Martin Luther King and John Lennon – but I want to stay alive.”
Madonna, on Sirius Satellite Radio

• “Oh, what the f— do you care!”
David Letterman, swearing on his own late-night talk show to tease Factory Girl star Sienna Miller about her potty-mouthed interviews on American television

• “That’s brilliant … I can’t believe you just said the ‘F’ word.”
Sienna Miller

• “I was just told that I should be grateful that he still talks to me, you know how many women throw themselves at him. And I just pretty much felt like a piece of crap.”
Kim Mathers, on how being twice-married to Eminem nearly drove her to suicide, on the Dr. Keith Ablow show

Jim Carrey

• “Last year it was Tom Cruise. I could be the next Kathie Lee Gifford.”
Jim Carrey, on how in Hollywood you can quickly go from A-list star to the butt of the joke, to Time

• “I’ve been on a diet my whole life.”
Liv Tyler, on how she spent years worrying about her weight until she became a mom two years ago, to Glamour

• “These are photos I can show my kids some day, so I can say, ‘See, momma was beautiful. Look how good I looked!'”
Beyoncé, on her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover shoot

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