The Week's 10 Best Celeb Quotes
"I was basically in the fetal position, basically in hysterics."
– Paris Hilton, on her first sleepless nights in jail, to PEOPLE
"Who else died? My career after coming to Australia."
– ER star John Stamos, after appearing on an Australian talk show in an apparent altered state. (The actor later apologized and blamed his behavior on "jet lag.")