10 Best Celeb Quotes This Week

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"I'm honored to have Heidi's support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of The Hills, especially since the new season started."

– Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, on getting The Hills' Heidi Montag's youth vote, to Time

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"Look at me. Does it look like it?"
– Ashley Tisdale, denying rumors that she had breast augmentation, to PEOPLE

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"I'm barely a B cup!"
Kristin Bell, responding to a busty accusation, in Cosmopolitan

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"We don't communicate. She's 19 and from Utah and has been dancing since birth. I brought up Vince Lombardi and I think she thought it was some kind of ice cream."
– Adam Carolla, talking about his junior Dancing with the Stars partner Julianne Hough, on The Tonight Show

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"I’m eight years older, 10 pounds heavier and half-an-inch shorter – just in time for HD television."
– Kathie Lee Gifford, in announcing her new gig on the Todayshow

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"I asked my trainer, 'Can you give me Jessica Biel's butt?' "
– Christina Ricci, lamenting the size of her posterior, to U.K. Elle

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"I don't like ... things."
– Jerry Seinfeld, explaining his philosophy to Conan O'Brien, on Late Night

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"[My biggest fear is] that I'll fall for a man who wants a modern, minimalist interior."
– Dita Von Teese, on dating and decorating, to The New York Times

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"You've got me CRZ8'J"
– Live!'s Kelly Ripa, "texting" a message to bewildered cohost Regis Philbin

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"I don't want to get slimed, but I am glad to be here."
– Hannah Montana star Miley Cyrus, at Nickelodeon's Kids' Choice Awards, where she miraculously avoided the green goo, unlike Harrison Ford, Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake and Jack Black

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