You Voted: The Best and Worst of the Show

Sacha Baron Cohen’s prank didn’t leave you laughing, and neither did his new Dictator character: 75% of you think his red carpet behavior (he spilled an urn of fake ashes onto Ryan Seacrest) was in bad taste.

Sorry, ladies, but your haircuts aren’t so bangin’. Though Rose Byrne, Ellie Kemper and all rocked blunt bangs, 55% of viewers didn’t like the look at all.

No surprise here: A whopping 57% of you found to be the hottest of the hot, besting fellow Sexiest Man Alive winners (and Oscar attendees) (22% of the vote), (with 20% of the vote) and Nick Nolte (who earned just 1% of votes).

Why yes, you did catch assistant lint-rolling him in the limousine drop-off line, and yes, the majority of you found the moment “unintentionally hilarious.”

She didn’t win the Oscar, but did win your vote for red-hottest star, besting fellow crimson-clad ladies and .

Leg out, hand on hip; the evening’s most dramatic pose came courtesy of presenter , who sparked a trend (imitated by the guys of The Descendants) and a Twitter account, @angiesrightleg, which had more than 5,500 followers by night’s end.

They’ll make you laugh, and maybe play a drinking game or two (did somebody say “Scorsese”?): Nearly 30% of you voted for Melissa McCarthy and husband Ben Falcone as the most-wanted couple for double dates – besting Miss Piggy and Kermit and even and !

Nip slip or not? maybe-revealing moment was likely an accident (her stylist insists her custom-made gown gave the “illusion” of sheerness) – but 47% of you think the Idol judge showed skin on purpose.

An overwhelming number of you (87%!) think and Billy Crystal’s quiet moments in a hospital room – a nod to The Descendants – was funnier than appearance as one of Midnight in Paris’s art enthusiasts in the show’s opening sketch.

Some may call it an upset, but 60% of you think Best Actress winner Meryl Streep was more deserving of the award than The Help favorite Viola Davis.

Scorsese! Though they had stiff competition from their counterparts, who made funny banter over the fact that size does matter, 68% of you thought Rose Byrne and Melissa McCarthy pulling bottles of vodka out of their bras was the most LOL-worthy moment of the Bridesmaid stars’ award presentations.