They Said What? Best Quotes of the SAG Awards

Natalie Portman fears for her ears, Jesse Eisenberg gets sarcastic and more of the evening's best one-liners

01 of 08
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"I don’t wanna advertise that because I feel like people are gonna come chop my ears off or something. I need my ears."
Outstanding actress winner , on wearing $2 million worth of Tiffany’s jewelry

02 of 08
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"On an airplane. Those are very efficient."
– Best Actor nominee Jesse Eisenberg, sarcastically explaining to E! host Giuliana Rancic how he traveled so quickly from New York, where he hosted Saturday Night Live the night before, to L.A.

03 of 08
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"Thank you for helping me get a man I can bring home tonight!"
Outstanding supporting actress winner Melissa Leo, acknowledging the actresses who played her onscreen daughters in The Fighter during her acceptance speech

04 of 08
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"I’ve never been so on trend in my entire life."
Mom-to-be Jane Krakowski, on being pregnant while pregnancy is “in” in Hollywood

05 of 08
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"Real. Warm. Generous. Kind of cheesy. Heavy on the meat. These are qualities that in my opinion make up a good sandwich. They also perfectly describe the nominees for outstanding male actor in a comedy series."
– Presenter Amy Poehler, introducing the nominees

06 of 08
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"You didn’t applaud when I turned 40."
Hot in Cleveland’s Betty White, responding to applause when she mentioned her age during her acceptance speech for outstanding comedic actress

07 of 08
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"I’m wearing pants. That’s right, people. I’m wearing pants."
Modern Family’s Julie Bowen, on her “très eleganté

08 of 08
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"I used to flash it around hoping it would get me female attention, and entry into nightclubs and top-level government departments. It didn’t."
Outstanding actor winner Colin Firth, on the other uses for his SAG card

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