They Said What? Best Quotes of the 2011 Grammys

Seth Rogen says "high" to Miley, Nicki Minaj shows her style logic and more of the night's best one-liners

01 of 09
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"I’m having a spectacular time so far. I’ve seen things I’ve never seen before, I’ve heard things I’ve never heard before that was just backstage getting high with Miley Cyrus."
Seth Rogen, joshing around about bong hit before announcing Eminem and performance

02 of 09
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"This outfit is a masterpiece by Givenchy, and what they made for me is a miraculous piece of lioness meets her cub meets fierce-osity meets fabulosity meets fashionista meets runway meets everything, darling!"
Nicki Minaj, explaining the inspiration behind her Grammy look to E!’s

03 of 09
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"Lindsay Lohan seen leaving the Staples Center with a Grammy-shaped bulge in jacket."
David Letterman, on the sticky fingers during his Grammy-edition Top Ten List

04 of 09
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"The Wright brothers invented this flying train called the airplane, and I got on one."
Russell Brand, explaining to E! host how he traveled from New York, where he hosted SNL the night before, to L.A. to be by wife side

05 of 09
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"I’d like to give a shout-out to my beautiful, pregnant girlfriend over there."
Dad-to-be and Muse frontman Matthew Bellamy, paying tribute to after winning the best rock album Grammy

06 of 09
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"I had this past Monday the pleasure of having sex with her – on TV, no less. It left me exhausted, aroused and more than a little confused."
– , introducing How I Met Your Mother guest star to the Grammy stage

07 of 09
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"In fact, I’m doing my next Bravo special: 50 and Not Pregnant."
– Best comedy album nominee Kathy Griffin, joking to E!’s about her upcoming career plans

08 of 09
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"When I say I love this next performer, I lo-ve this next performer. She’s not only one of the most talented people in the world. She happens to be my fiancée. Yessss!"
Blake Shelton, fist-pumping while introducing ‘s performance of “The House That Built Me,” which won her the best female country vocal performance Grammy

09 of 09
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"Thanks, Justin Bieber for not being a duo or group."
– Train frontman Patrick Monahan, sarcastically giving thanks to the while accepting the best pop performance by a duo or group with vocals award for “Hey, Soul Sister”

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