The Official People Magazine Awards Drinking Game
SIP EVERY TIME J.LO POSES WITH HER HAND ON HER HIP
Take a bonus sip if she does it with her right foot in front of her left, the signature stance.
SIP EVERY TIME YOU'RE HIT WITH A PANG OF JEALOUSY OVER ANISTON'S HAIR
Actually, we should all probably just chug our drinks right now.
NOW SIP EVERY TIME YOU'RE JEALOUS OF JEFF BRIDGES'S HAIR
What, the man has nice waves.
SIP FOR EVERY CUTOUT ON THE RED CARPET
Ditto for crop tops.
SIP IF JON HAMM SHOWS UP WITH SCRUFF
Two sips if he shows up with scruff and glasses. Three sips for a newsboy cap.
GIVE OUT A SIP IF NICK CANNON'S WEARING MORE CARATS THAN J.LO
But take a sip if Lopez one-ups the host with her diamond game.
SIP IF PHARRELL WEARS A HAT
And if Pharrell doesn’t wear a hat, put down your drink and ask yourself what is happening with the world.
SIP EVERY TIME SOMEONE IN THE ROOM ASKS WHY 5SOS HAS ONLY FOUR MEMBERS
That is, if you can hear anything over the audience’s squeals.
SIP EVERY TIME SOMEONE TWEETS ABOUT HOW AWESOME MINDY KALING IS
Kidding. That would be impossible.