Tabatha's Takeover: To Put It Nicely, Snooki, 'What the Hell Were you Thinking?'

The sharp tongued Bravo star takes on a Jersey Shore meetball in her blog this week

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We all know Tabatha Coffey, Bravo’s sharp-tongued Aussie style pro, from her stint on Shear Genius and her latest hit, Tabatha Takes Over. And now, she’s bringing her talents online, joining us at PEOPLE StyleWatch once weekly to dish on some of the bestand worst – celebrity looks of the week. Keep in mind the opinions below belong solely to the stylist … though she’s probably saying what lots of you are thinking, anyway!

Today she takes on Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, whose makeunder didn’t seem to last.

Snooki, Snooki, Snooki, what the hell are you wearing? You look like a pint-sized Elvira in this getup. It is completely unflattering.

And you know what else? I’m very disappointed because I know you recently lost a significant amount of weight and this dress is a disservice to all your hard work and efforts.

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I just can’t understand why you (or your stylist) chose this. That slit on the side looks cheap, the lace looks like a shredded garbage bag and the fabric looks like an inexpensive polyester blended material. Ick!

What you should be wearing is a dress with subtle ruching in the center and some understated color blocking. This would elongate you instantaneously.

Now, let’s touch on your hair for a second. I know you’ve been rockin’ out some extensions for years and that you’re totally into this red hair color, but I think it is overkill with your current skin tone.

Either lighten up with the tanning or take the Cherry Juicy Juice hair color down a notch. They are not working well with each other.

–Tabatha Coffey

Do you agree with Tabatha? Or is she being too mean? Tell us how you feel in the comments below!


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