Paging style surgeons: Halle Berry's look needs our help, STAT!
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Who: Halle Berry
Where: Visiting the L.A. set of Jimmy Kimmel Live
Diagnosis: It’s no secret that Bieber Fever is highly contagious, but we didn’t know even red carpet pros like Berry could fall victim to it. Symptoms include screaming for joy every time “Beauty and the Beat” comes on the radio and hallucinating that extreme drop-crotch pants are a wise investment.
Prognosis: If something makes even Berry’s butt look bad, that’s a sign that it should be eliminated immediately. We’d prescribe an immediate switch to sleek leather leggings (we know she has these readily available), and while we’re at it, we’d leave the French Cowboy boots in the closet and add a colorful pump to liven up the look a bit.
Tell us: How would you “cure” Berry’s outfit?