Say What? The Quotes Worth Repeating

From silly to scandalous, revisit the night's most memorable sound bites

01 of 10
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Mark Davis/NBC/Getty; Inset: Jill Greenberg/Netflix

"Tonight, we are all Crazy Eyes."
Seth Meyers, joking about the subdued tone of the TV crowd, in his opening monologue

02 of 10
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"I’m thrilled. I can’t wait for her to come out. I think I just said that, didn’t I? Yes. It’s a little girl!"
– Mom-to-be , accidentally revealing her baby’s sex to E! on the Emmys red carpet

03 of 10
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"He’s really hot. That’s why I didn’t bring him. He was too hot, too tall. He takes up a lot of space, and I’m like, ‘Listen Joe please don’t come.’ Too handsome, too sexy."
– to E! on why she didn’t bring Joe Manganiello, her boyfriend of two-and-a-half months, as her Emmys date

04 of 10
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Courtesy Lena Dunham; Inset: Dan Steinberg/Invision for the Television Academy/AP

"I’m very lucky to have some very lovely, beautiful, successful friends, but my life is mostly trying to like keep my dog from eating my snacks."
Girls star Lena Dunham on hanging out with famous pals like and

05 of 10
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"I’ve got an addiction to skinny-dipping, I don’t know what it is. Maybe I’m a nudist at heart."
Kit Harington of Game of Thrones, showing a bit of his naughty side to E!

06 of 10
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"You got so fat since the Oscars I almost didn’t recognize you!"
Jimmy Kimmel teasing , who famously slimmed down for his role in 2013’s Dallas Buyers Club

07 of 10
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"Hold on, Clark Gable."
– to co-presenter Bryan Cranston, who is certainly channeling the old-school star with his new mustache

08 of 10
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"I am honored to announce the first award of the evening, best onscreen orgasm in a Civil War reenactment."
– Presenter Amy Poehler suggesting a new niche category

09 of 10
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Kim Kardashian: Hollywood; Inset: James White/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank/Getty

"There’s one common truth that binds us all together: None of us will ever make as much money as Kim Kardashian did for her iPhone game."
Jimmy Fallon lamenting television salaries compared to the profits from the addictive app

10 of 10
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"I play a mom on Mom, I play a grandmother, and as of last season I play a great-grandmother … I’m just crossing my fingers this season I’ll be incontinent."
Allison Janney accepting the Emmy (her sixth!) for outstanding supporting actress in a comedy series

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