Nick Cannon's Official Guide to Working the PMAs Red Carpet
You may be too busy to take a selfie with every single fan, although you’d like to because you’re a good guy. Instead, acknowledge your loyal following by nonchalantly pointing in their direction as if to say, “I love you even more than my blue suit, which I love very much.”
What’s on your mind? Something important (read: what you’re going to say to when you run into her inside the PMAs). Let your red carpet pose reflect said important and deep thoughts.
Wait, don’t get so lost in thought you forget about your fans! More friendly pointing, stat.
Insert mandatory break to adjust your suit.
Did a reporter just ask you a tough question? Look squarely at the camera and shrug, but do so without wrinkling your blue suit.
More pointing. It’s for your fans.
Bid the red carpet farewell in style. This is the type of pose that politely says, “Peace out. I’d love to stay, but, well, I have to go hang out with Jennifer.”