Alex Apatoff
August 07, 2015 05:57 PM

Apparently it’s a week for heartbreaking dude hair makeovers: Matt Damon lost his ponytail, while Brian Austin Green shaved off all his beautiful teen-idol hair. But — steel yourself — this one may take the prize for “most distressing.”

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That’s right: Max Greenfield, better known to many as Schmidt on New Girl, is a freshly minted bleach blond. We’ll get into the reasons for that in a minute, but first let’s get another angle for good measure.

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How are you feeling? Pretty good? A little anxious? Fortunately, the new do is only temporary — it’s for his role in American Horror Story: Hotel — and to be totally fair, Ryan Murphy did warn us that something like this might happen.

We certainly have never seen him like this, that’s for sure. The question is:

Would you like to continue to see him like this?

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— Alex Apatoff

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