Mariah Carey and onesies belong together. After a magical Christmas wearing one-piece loungewear, the star is now bringing her love for all-in-one looks to the beach. And she’s really feeling herself in the latest ensemble: a sexy, low-cut, red wetsuit, which looks so good on the star, it was probably tailored made for her.

Carey staged an impromptu vacation photo shoot, and naturally, the whole thing is heavily-documented on Instagram. Forget Kim Kardashian’s furkini. We’re all about Carey’s colorful wetsuit. Below, what we imagine our favorite diva was thinking in each photo.

Mariah caption: 6th grade revisited “I’ll beat you in a race” #nevermadethetrackteam #eternally12 #shake&bake

Translation: Look at me now, haters.

Mariah caption: #flippingoutoverthebeach #pondeislands

Translation: #flippingoutoverthisamazinglowhumidityhairday

Mariah caption: #stillwishingforthesnow #yetpondesand!!!

Translation: I make it rain.

Mariah caption: #babygirlisinthelead #missmonroe

Translation: She got it from her momma.

Mariah caption: #whereisrocky #waterbabies #rockywantsswedishfish #roeroewantssourcandies #help!!!!

Translation: Bring me some champagne.

And if her latest look is triggering your Mariah Carey wetsuit-wearing sensors, that’s probably because it’s not the first time the star has stepped out in the look. She often sports a onesie on the beach, and who could forget her jet-ski ensemble in the music video for her 1997’s hit “Honey.” Let the gif below remind you.


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–Brittany Talarico