Valentine's Day Gifts for Every Goth in Your Life
Inglot Eyeliner Gel
Black eyeliner is obviously a go-to goth classic, and Inglot's gel really delivers. Not only is the color practically Vantablack, but since it comes in pot form, the recipient will be able to apply it as they see fit, whether that takes the form of a subtle cat eye or something slightly more Taylor Momsen inspired.
Buy It! Inglot AMC Eyeliner Gel, $15; macys.com
Givenchy Le Soin Noir Lace Face Mask
Boscia's cult classic charcoal mask is great for a goth's everyday attire, but you can really up the ante with this creep-tastic, luxe offering from Givenchy that comes with a reusable lace mask your beau can strap to their face. Plus, it can always double as a very intense accessory.
Buy It! Givenchy Beauty Le Soin Noir Lace Face Masks, $330; net-a-porter.com
MANIC PANIC SEMI-PERMANENT DYE
The ideal gift for the goth forever trying to to get their hair that perfect shade of Wednesday Addams impenitrable black.
Buy It! Manic Panic Semi-Permanent Hair Color in After Midnight, $15.49; rickysnyc.com
LASPLASH LIQUID LIPSTICK
As any good pagan knows, a full face of makeup is never complete without a lip as dark as your soul.
Buy It! LASplash Lip Couture Liquie Lipstick in Venom, $14; rickysnyc.com
DON'T TOUCH ME TEE
A t-shirt to perfectly encapsulate their anti-social romantic tendencies.
Buy It! Daydream Nation Don't Touch Me T-shirt, $64; daydreamnation.la
ARA MOON PHASE CHOKER
A necklace that will help every witchy women keep track of whether we're in the midst of a full or a new moon cycle.
Buy It! Moorea Seal Ara Moon Phase Choker, $138; mooreaseal.com
BLACK SNAIL REPAIR HYDROGEL MASK
To double-down on spooky skin-saving secrets, layer the Givenchy lace mask over this slimy pitch black gel one embued with what else but snail mucus of course.
Buy It! Holika Holika Prime Youth Black Snail Repair Hydro-gel Mask, $6.90; rickysnyc.com
STRAWBERRY SKULL PILLOW
This gift perfectly walks the line between twee and heavy metal while also giving your beloved a place to rest their raven-dyed tresses after a long, wearisome day of scowling.
Buy It! Oliver Gal Strawberry Skull Pillow. $45; gilt.com
Usquaebach Scotch Whiskey Flagon
If the aspiring occultist in your life likes to unwind with a cocktail, skip the sugary mixed drinks and fruity rosés and head straight for the hard stuff that will put some hair on their chest, like this fancy aged scotch, which is decidedly not for the faint of heart or delicate of palate.
Buy It! Usquaebach Scotch Whiskey Flagon, $149.95; maxliquor.com
Atlas Coffee Club
Or if your beloved happens to be of the teetotalling persuasion, fear not, because nothing is quite as goth as a steaming hot cup of pitch black coffee. And nothing could be more convenient than having a fresh batch of beans to make said bitter brew delivered to your door every month.
Buy It! Atlas Coffee Club, $59.95 for a 3 month subscription; atlascoffeeclub.com
After all, nothing screams pure, unadulterated romance quite like a taxidermied deadly insect encased in a glass box.
Buy It! Real Scorpion Mounted in Double Glass Frame, $63.37; etsy.com
Taco Bell Gift Card
SMOKING LIP SWEATER
This sweater gives a slightly more sinister twist on the typical lip print, adding a cigarette and a piercing for that extra dash of nihilism.
Buy It! Beau Souci Smoking Lips Sweater, $1200; justoneeye.com
Donna Karan Sheer Thigh Highs
Because if it isn't something that would have been worn by a turn-of-the-century tuberculosis-afflicted Moulin Rouge courtesan, is it really, truly lingerie at all?
Buy It! Donna Karan Sheer Thigh High Hoisery, $20; macys.com
Serenity Crush on You Ring
Finally, a piece of Valentine's-themed jewelry that will accurately reflect the recipient's coal-black heart.
Buy It! Serenity Crush on You Ring, $95; byserenity.com
Zana Bayne Signature Choker
A Zana Bayne choker is a staple of any good goth's wardrobe, and for Valentine's Day, the leading purveyor of various types of leather harnesses is offering a special monogramming deal so you can customize your gift with something suitably dark.
Buy It! Zana Bayne Signature Choker, $75; zanabayne.com
THE ST. VALENTINE'S DAY MASSACRE
For those who prefer to celebrate the romantic holiday with a side of violent organized crime.
Buy It! The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre DVD, $9.99; amazon.com
BLACK SKULL TISSUES
Because even goths ocassionally get dust in their eyes.
Buy It! Sniff Black Skull Tissues, $1.99; rickysnyc.com
The Bouqs Company "Dark Knight" Bouquet
And finally, a good rule of thumb is any flowers that would look right at home atop a casket are also likely to be the only flowers that can begin to thaw your Satanist crush's cold, cold heart.
Buy It! The Bouqs Company "Dark Knight" 16 Mini Calla Lillies Bouquet, $65; thebouqs.com