12 Wardrobe Struggles That Only Happen to Us — and Chrissy Teigen
BATTLING AN ILL-TIMED GUST OF WIND
What do we say to the sartorial gods when it's windy and rainy and we're wearing a dress slit up to there? "Not today Satan."
TAKING OUT HAIR EXTENSIONS
Who among us doesn't know the pain of having something — whether it be extensions, a rogue hair tie or even just a massive, painful knot — stuck in your hair, forcing you to recruit help in trying to detangle yourself from the messy situation? Chrissy knows it well, which is why she recently documented her experience having her assistant help her take out her extensions, while she did what we all want to do in those moments, and rolled around on the kitchen floor.
DRUNKENLY TRYING TO TAKE OFF JEWELRY
Nothing says "true love" like someone helping you take off your piles of necklaces after a wild night out. Add in the fact that John and Chrissy were making ramen while it was happening, and well, we've never wanted anything more in our lives.
STRUGGLING TO FIT YOUR CHEST INTO A JUMPSUIT
If there's one thing that big-busted girls all over the world know, it's that zippers sit on a throne of lies, and that jumpsuits require all kinds of weird acrobatics to get everything covered comfortably.
THAT AWKWARD FAKE TAN DANCE
Never do we regret our decision to quit gymnastics in the first grade as when we have to attempt to prop our legs up on the sink in order to apply fake tan without rubbing it off everywhere.
NEEDING TO GET AN OUTFIT COMPLETELY TAILORED
If you bought the wrong size because it was the last one on sale (or, in Chrissy's case, you're adjusting to a growing baby bump), there is no clothing-related problem that tailors can't solve. Now, if only we also had a glam squad on hand to give us that perfect blowout.
NOT BEING ABLE TO DECIDE ON WHAT TO WEAR
Oh, we're supposed to meet you for drinks in 10 minutes? Well, we've been sitting naked on our beds for the last hour, staring blankly at our closet, so we're gonna be a little late …
RIPPING YOUR DRESS, MID-PARTY
Next time you dance too hard and find the slit in your dress suddenly growing by 5 inches, just remember: A well-placed clutch and a cheeky Instagram post heals all.
DEALING WITH AWKWARD PANTY LINES …
Look, sometimes you just can't decide which undergarments are going to suit your killer dress until right before you head out the door.
... OR LACK THEREOF
"Apologies to everyone harmed or mentally scarred by my hooha," Chrissy wrote on Instagram after she accidentally flashed some photographers thanks to the thigh-high slit in her AMAs dress. Been there, girl. Been there.
SPILLING ON YOUR CLOTHES
Messy eaters of the world, rejoice, for there is finally a solution: If you don't wear clothes while you eat, you can't ruin them. It's a foolproof solution — just maybe don't try it with soup.
LEAVING TAN MARKS ON HER BED
"Spray tan diaries," she captioned a photo of her bedsheets stained with a perfect, orangey imprint of her body. This wasn't the first time Chrissy has run into tanning issues, however. She identified yet another issue with fake tans on Twitter, sharing that she had "just spray tanned around [her] breast pump outline."
“The logistical challenges of a healthy beach glow while boobing are incredible,” Teigen added.