Best One-Liners of the Night

Ricky Gervais isn't the only star to get in a zinger (or two) at the Golden Globes

01 of 10
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"Hello, I’m Seth Rogen, and I am currently trying to conceal a massive erection."
The Green Hornet actor, after coming onstage alongside to present the Golden Globe for best actress in a comedy/musical

02 of 10
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"If I’m still just like a virgin, Ricky, why don’t you come here and do something about it? I haven’t kissed a girl in a few years."
– , responding to Golden Globes host Ricky Gervais’s gibe about her being "just like a virgin"

03 of 10
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"I’ll have to give it back to him so he can make it to the bar afterward."
– , holding up injured buddy ‘s cane onstage

04 of 10
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"I’m just trembling here; oh my gosh, I’m going to fall off my high-heel shoes."
The Help’s Octavia Spencer, accepting her best supporting actress Golden Globe

05 of 10
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"She calls stewardesses on the plane ‘plane waiters.’"
Jesse Tyler Ferguson, telling why his Modern Family co-star is so much fun to work with

06 of 10
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"I have a bit of laryngitis. I thought I’d pick a voice with the dress, and I went with this one."
– , admitting to being under the weather at the Globes

07 of 10
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"I was talking to my mom . She said, ‘Have fun tonight, but have you seen Mildred Pierce? Because Guy Pearce is wonderful.’ I love our moms because they keep us humble."
Peter Dinklage, accepting a Golden Globe for best supporting actor in a TV series

08 of 10
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"I just thought there was Chastain curse, like there were all these airplanes circling, and this was the year they were all going to land at once."
The Help’s Jessica Chastain, on how she made 11 movies before one made it to the movie theaters

09 of 10
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"I had a couple of kids."
– , when asked by what she’s been up to, on the red carpet

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"As I was walking in, I noticed some very religious people with big placards threatening us all with brimstone and pestilence and perdition for our sins. What they didn’t realize is, we have Ricky."
– , taking a jab at Globes host Ricky Gervais

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