An Open Letter to Justin Bieber
The pop star wears some questionable pants while wooing ex-girlfriend Selena Gomez
We feel your pain. Last time we went through a breakup we didn’t change out of our sweatpants for a week.
But hey — you’re trying to get your girl back. And since you’re one of the most famous people in the world right now, unfortunately, it’s happening pretty publicly. So we’ve just gotta say: We saw your pants … and no girl is going to want to make up if her guy is wearing those.
As we’ve noted before, drop-crotch pants are not a good look. On anyone. And it was bad enough that you wore them out to dinner with Selena Gomez on Friday night … but then you wore them again. On the red carpet. At the AMAs (left).
We’re true Beliebers, but Justin, we’ve gotta be straight: You have to put those pants away. If you’re trying to prove that you’re mature, why not try some skinny jeans, or even a nice, grown-up pair of trousers? They’re more adult, more figure flattering — and we think Selena would most definitely appreciate them. Your adorable mom probably would, too.
So hang the drop-crotch pants in the closet (or, you know, put them in the trash) and put on that failproof outfit every girl loves: a collared shirt and some sexy, well-fitting pants. We promise it’ll help your cause. And since you’re in a sad spot right now, we won’t bother you about the necklace and tank …
Hang in there!