Old Spice

Old Spice Wild Collection Body Wash, Krakengard, 16 Fluid Ounce (Pack of 6)

The siren's song is enough to draw any sailor to dash their ship on the rocks. But thanks to the great-smelling power bestowed upon on you by Old Spice Krakengard Body Wash, you were able to navigate the shoal and parallel-dock your yacht in what most people would consider a "pretty tight parking spot." Here's to you.