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Womens Mortician Funeral Director Humor I Will Bury You T-Shirt XL Dark Heather

I will bury you. Because, you know, it's my job. I'm a funeral director, and that is part of what we do. It's certainly not all we do, not by a long shot. We help the needy, counsel the grieving, arrange flowers, beautify bodies, craft memorial services, take calls in the middle of the night, listen, guide, assist, lift, carry, arrange, collect, write, and always have time to answer questions. But mostly we bury people. And if you don't stay on my good side..... Frolways have time to answer questions. But mostly we bury people. And if you don't stay on my good side..... From All Gifts Considered, the Mortician Funeral Director Humor I Will Bury You T-Shirt is a premium quality tee for the women and men in the funeral industry to showcase the quirky and perhaps a little macabre side of their strange and interesting profession. read more