Luckily, you can relive their love story with this 28-page comic book.
Buy It! Royals: Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Comic Book, $7; amazon.com
Cook this limited-edition blend of sweet ginger and American mustard pork sausages.
Buy It! “The Majestic” Heck Sausage, $4; heckfoodco.uk
Dunkin’ Donuts’ limited-edition Royal Wedding doughnut is heart-shaped, so we say yes, it most definitely does.
Buy It! The “Royal Love” Doughnut, available at participating Dunkin’ Donuts locations
You’ll have to settle for coffee with her face on it.
Buy It! Royal Wedding Lattes; available at Heidi Bakery
Ha! Get it?
Buy It! Birdies The Songbird Slippers, $140; birdiesslippers.com
We’ll just leave this here.
Buy It! Royal Wedding Love Ring, $12; lovehoney.com
Drown your sorrows in sushi.
Buy It! When Harry Met Meghan Sushi Platter; available at participating Itsu locations
Say Yes to the Mermaid Silhouette on May 19 at N.Y.C.’s Kleinfeld and receive a $1,900 stipend from Spiked Seltzer.
Book It! Spiked Seltzer x Say Yes to the Dress at Kleinfeld NYC; kleinfeldbridal.com
We’ll just have to settle for a swimsuit with Harry and Meghan’s faces printed on them.
Buy It! Custom Harry and Meghan One-Piece Swimsuit, $40; bagsoflove.com
Sip on some of the Queen’s favorite bottled water, complete with limited-edition logos of the happy couple.
Buy It! Malvern Royal Wedding Water, $15; ebay.com
Test your Royals skills with this card game, which offers factoids and ratings of all the members and friends of the famous family.
Buy It! Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding Top Trumps Card Game, $13; amazon.com
Celebrate with this seven-layer dip cake that used over 72 jars of Tostitos dips.
Make Your Own! Tostitos Seven-Layer Dip Wedding Cake; recipe on tostitos.com
You can have both.
Buy It! Limited-Edition Royal Ginger & Blueberry Chocolate Bar, $5; thegrownupchocolatecompany.co.uk
Chow down on these limited-edition digestive biscuits. (Rumor has it Queen Elizabeth II always keeps one in her pocket). Use #SweeterTogether on Twitter to win a free pack.
Buy It! McVitie’s Digestive Biscuits, $15; amazon.com
BECCA Cosmetics has got your back — or rather, cheekbones.
Buy It! BECCA Shimmering Skin Perfector Pressed Highlighter Royal Glow, $38; beccacosmetics.com
Still doesn’t get the hint? Just send him a photo of Ritani’s latest design, inspired by Meghan’s engagement sparkler.
Buy It! Ritani Royal Crown, starting at $3,410; ritani.com
Sport one of these burger, rib, fajita and margarita-inspired fascinators.
Buy It! Fascinators and Cufflinks; available at participating Chili’s locations
IF YOU FORGOT TO WATCH THEIR TOTALLY ACCURATE LIFETIME MOVIE ...
Luckily, you can relive their love story with this 28-page comic book.
Buy It! Royals: Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Comic Book, $7; amazon.com
IF YOUR FRIENDS ARE BEING ‘BRATS’ ABOUT WAKING UP EARLY…
Cook this limited-edition blend of sweet ginger and American mustard pork sausages.
Buy It! “The Majestic” Heck Sausage, $4; heckfoodco.uk
IF YOU'RE ALL, 'BUT DOES LOVE REALLY EXIST?!' …
Dunkin’ Donuts’ limited-edition Royal Wedding doughnut is heart-shaped, so we say yes, it most definitely does.
Buy It! The “Royal Love” Doughnut, available at participating Dunkin’ Donuts locations
IF YOU MISSED YOUR APPOINTMENT FOR HIGH TEA WITH THE QUEEN…
You’ll have to settle for coffee with her face on it.
Buy It! Royal Wedding Lattes; available at Heidi Bakery
IF YOU DREAM OF WALKING IN MEGHAN'S SHOES …
Ha! Get it?
Buy It! Birdies The Songbird Slippers, $140; birdiesslippers.com
IF YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE LITERALLY EVERYTHING CAN BE ROYAL-THEMED …
We’ll just leave this here.
Buy It! Royal Wedding Love Ring, $12; lovehoney.com
IF YOU’RE HAVING TOO MANY RAW EMOTIONS ABOUT THE WEDDING…
Drown your sorrows in sushi.
Buy It! When Harry Met Meghan Sushi Platter; available at participating Itsu locations
IF YOU WANT TO LOOK JUST LIKE MEGHAN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY…
Say Yes to the Mermaid Silhouette on May 19 at N.Y.C.’s Kleinfeld and receive a $1,900 stipend from Spiked Seltzer.
Book It! Spiked Seltzer x Say Yes to the Dress at Kleinfeld NYC; kleinfeldbridal.com
IF YOU WISH YOU COULD HUG THE HAPPY COUPLE …
We’ll just have to settle for a swimsuit with Harry and Meghan’s faces printed on them.
Buy It! Custom Harry and Meghan One-Piece Swimsuit, $40; bagsoflove.com
IF YOU GET CHOKED UP DURING THEIR VOWS…
Sip on some of the Queen’s favorite bottled water, complete with limited-edition logos of the happy couple.
Buy It! Malvern Royal Wedding Water, $15; ebay.com
IF YOU LIKE TO BRAG ABOUT YOUR ROYALS KNOWLEDGE …
Test your Royals skills with this card game, which offers factoids and ratings of all the members and friends of the famous family.
Buy It! Harry and Meghan Royal Wedding Top Trumps Card Game, $13; amazon.com
IF YOU KNEW WHO MEGHAN WAS WHEN SHE STARRED IN A TOSTITOS COMMCERICAL…
Celebrate with this seven-layer dip cake that used over 72 jars of Tostitos dips.
Make Your Own! Tostitos Seven-Layer Dip Wedding Cake; recipe on tostitos.com
IF YOU’RE ALL, ‘WHO NEEDS LOVE WHEN YOU HAVE CHOCOLATE?’...
You can have both.
Buy It! Limited-Edition Royal Ginger & Blueberry Chocolate Bar, $5; thegrownupchocolatecompany.co.uk
IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR A SNACK FIT FOR A QUEEN…
Chow down on these limited-edition digestive biscuits. (Rumor has it Queen Elizabeth II always keeps one in her pocket). Use #SweeterTogether on Twitter to win a free pack.
Buy It! McVitie’s Digestive Biscuits, $15; amazon.com
IF YOU WANT TO PERFECT THAT WEDDING-DAY GLOW …
BECCA Cosmetics has got your back — or rather, cheekbones.
Buy It! BECCA Shimmering Skin Perfector Pressed Highlighter Royal Glow, $38; beccacosmetics.com
IF YOU KEEP TELLING YOUR BOYFRIEND YOU REALLY LOVE MEGHAN'S RING …
Still doesn’t get the hint? Just send him a photo of Ritani’s latest design, inspired by Meghan’s engagement sparkler.
Buy It! Ritani Royal Crown, starting at $3,410; ritani.com
IF YOU WANT TO HAVE THE MOST STYLISH HEADGEAR AT YOUR VIEWING PARTY …
Sport one of these burger, rib, fajita and margarita-inspired fascinators.
Buy It! Fascinators and Cufflinks; available at participating Chili’s locations
