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July 27, 2015 09:00 PM

Soapy soapy soapy soapy, soapy chameleon! You pop and go, you pop and go-oooh.

Say hello to Laura. This scaly little dreamer isn’t just a Boy George fan – she’s setting out to make chameleon history. While she comes from a long line of masters of disguise, including her father, who was named the Most Invisible Lizard of 1998*, Laura wants to stand out. (*= cannot be verified)

She wasn’t meant for a life of blending in with twigs or twitching her eyeballs in every direction. No, this trail blazer has found her calling in bubbles. Laura is a proud lizard. She will stand up today, and every day forward, to adamantly proclaim her love for soapy suds, gesticulating wildly while popping said bubbles at the same time.

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One day, Laura hopes to turn her love for bubbles into a career. Don’t ask her how. With those profits, she plans to perfect Willy Wonka’s Fizzy Lifting Drinks, renaming them Laura’s Lifting Drinks.

She may be the most ambitious amphibian around.

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