VIDEO: This Dog Poops on Command, So Everyone Should Just Go Home

We thought our dogs were pretty impressive because they kind of know our names and only chew on our shoes sometimes.

We were wrong.

Meet Enrique: The dog enthusiast was featured on Wednesday night’s episode of Myx TV’s I’m Asian American and … There is no delicate way to put this: His 12-year-old pooch, Cody, poops on command.

That is all we’ll say, but you can watch the video above.

As for Enrique, he went from corporate America to owning a dog-grooming service, which just so happens to be called (wait for it) Ruff Cutz.