Tigers of No Relation to Charlie Sheen

The actor says he shares the same blood as the big cats. See if you agree

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WILD TIGER

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It turns out tiger blood is pretty much the same as human blood, or any blood, scientifically speaking. But don’t tell Charlie Sheen that.

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TIGGER

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The famous Winnie the Pooh character with the bouncy tail has this in common with Sheen: His life is also “perfect” and “awesome.”

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TIGER WOODS

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A car accident, special ladies and a media storm. Can a tiger have “Charlie” blood?

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TIGER BALM

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Sort of like “fire-breathing fists,” except the heat from this 19th-century ointment is said to help with everything from mosquito bites to migraines.

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TIGER MOM

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You could say that Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother author Amy Chua and Sheen are cut from the same cloth. As Sheen puts it, “My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.”

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SIBERIAN CUBS

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This little man in the middle hasn’t worked his way up to goddesses. Just tigresses for now.

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TONY THE TIGER

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This cereal-eating champ wanted to bring out the tiger in everybody.

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DETROIT TIGERS

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The season hasn’t officially begun, but the team is already off to a rocky start. “Winning” every day might not be a possibility this year.

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TIGER SHARK

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Sheen said he “wanted to watch Jaws on the ocean, in the dark and be afraid.” This tiger shark said … nothing. It’s a tiger shark.

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AMUR TIGER CUB

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Too young to understand.

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NEWBORN SIBERIAN TIGER

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“Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” – actual Sheen quote as re-enacted by a tiger cub.

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