Yeah, okay, so there are all these polls about how much more we love dogs than we do cats, blah, blah, blah, but pit Keyboard Cat versus anything, and chances are slim it comes out alive. So Keyboard Cat versus Keyboard Dog? It’s no spoiler to say we all know who wins this one. (Is it even a contest, really?) Credit goes to The Daily Show’s Tim Carvell for speeding up the inevitable and making the video.